Say it with me. He's ours.I will remember July 9th, 2010 for the rest of my life, the day the Texas Rangers traded for Cliff Lee.
Yes, Cliff Lee, the postseason god.
It's tough to blog without a computer.
Why don't I have one?
Well I did have a decent Toshiba one that got me through a deployment to Iraq, serving it's faithful purpose to me for about 30 months until the battery cable decided to stop working.
Therefore the logical thing for me to do in a fit a frustration was to punch the screen as hard as I could. This didn't work, as one could imagine.
I could buy one, but it would just add to my credit card debt in which my survival is the primary objective.
This is why my unnecessary and unread blogs have slowed to a lull.
But it doesn't matter, and nothing else matters because the RANGERS GOT CLIFF LEE!!!
He threw five bad pitches to Baltimore in his debut, but give up you should not.
The man threw 95 pitches in a complete game, he absolutely pounds the strike zone, and destroyed the Yankees last October. Unfortunately, he couldn't pitch four games in a row.
But now he's in our red uniform, and he's the missing link of our monstrous team.
He will be the catalyst of the greatest team to grace Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, and in October the world will be watching "Lee #33" in his conquest to help the Rangers overcome that demonous team from the Bronx.
Cliff Lee is the answer to our curse.
He''s ours, and ours to lose. He will re-sign with us in the offseason, because we're a championship-caliber team that is very close to his Arkansas home.
Yes, I'm just writing this strictly from my excitement and joy that he's ours. But I love saying that.
Cliff Lee, Texas Ranger.
He's ours.
Love the Ark reference, I had no idea.. keep up the good work bro.
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